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viivus:

period thoughts

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that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.



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landlordes:

bad pun #1



Posted 3 days ago with 13,096 notes
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fugrats:

have you seen my sex tape

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comedycentral:

There’s a new Inside Amy Schumer tonight after Tosh.

In the meantime, click here to watch sketches from last week’s episode. They’re so good.



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mountain-sadist:

finding-peace-w1thin:

Skull in a salt lake

Wow that is the highest quality gif I have ever seen!

It looks like I’m actually there



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Let’s have a bloke’s question.
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anarchydiver:

The reason why the room was pink was because on black and white film, hues of red become dark shades of black. Pink is the perfect balance to give it that dark creepy grey.

PHOTOGRAPHY BITCHES



Posted 3 weeks ago with 156,433 notes
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jrdyn:

This is the best tweet I’ve ever seen in my life



Posted 3 weeks ago with 185,530 notes
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evinist:

Let me introduce you a Gotham myth.



Posted 3 weeks ago with 1,593 notes
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