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Vivian Ng [tumblr | twitter | society6]

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

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© viivus


bad pun #1

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© landlordes


have you seen my sex tape


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© fugrats

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© pokemoncap


There’s a new Inside Amy Schumer tonight after Tosh.

In the meantime, click here to watch sketches from last week’s episode. They’re so good.

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Skull in a salt lake

Wow that is the highest quality gif I have ever seen!

It looks like I’m actually there

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© osteo-princess

Let’s have a bloke’s question.
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

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The reason why the room was pink was because on black and white film, hues of red become dark shades of black. Pink is the perfect balance to give it that dark creepy grey.


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© stupidimagesforcraziestpeople


This is the best tweet I’ve ever seen in my life

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© jrdyn


Let me introduce you a Gotham myth.

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© evinist

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