makemestfu:

How to annoy your parents. Trololololol! ;))))

#how to annoy people  

How To Annoy People #8.

What the freaking fuck? I mean read it by yourself, and you’ll know why this deserves to be one of gazillion ways to annoy people.

visitindonesia:

Only in Indonesia (especially Toraja), a corpse is usually being carried up to the grave, but in Toraja, the corpse is woken up letting it tol walk to its grave (is rarely performed anymore)

The corpse is woken up using black magic. This is done because in Toraja the graves/cemetries is placed above limestones mountains.

The corpse walks by itself, and its guided by an expert in black magic behind it. But there is one prohibition, the corpse shouldn’t be appointed, once pointed, the corpse falls down and isn’t able to walk again.

#how to annoy people  #corpse  #indonesia  #disturbing  #toraja  

How To Annoy People #7.

When you’re in a class, right after the teacher finishes teaching, prolong the class by asking a lot of questions. Yeah, that’s annoying.

#how to annoy people  #teacher's pet  #rude  

How To Annoy People #6.

When in restaurant, ask the waiter to get you extra seats for your not one, not two, but three imaginary friends.

#how to annoy people  #imaginary friends  

How To Annoy People #5.

In an elevator, ask people politely what floor they wanna go, push all of the buttons there (don’t leave any single button unpushed), and then get out of there before it goes up/down. Don’t forget to wish people there a good luck.

#how to annoy people  #total jerk  #elevator  

How To Annoy People #4.

Show people that you’re a freakin weird hardcore hippies who give a damn fucking care about the environment.

Tell them to switch off the aircon, stop shaving (because the razorblade is non recyclable), reuse the used kleenex or dental floss (and tell them disposable things aren’t supposed to be disposed after only one-time of using).

Do not take a shower, or use perfume, or anti-perspirant deodorant because that will destroy our lovely planet Earth.

#environment  #freak  #gross  #hippies  #how to annoy people  #sarcasm  #satire  

How To Annoy People #3.

Ok, I have to tell you, this is only work if you live in a country whose population still eat organs.

Go to your favorite butcher, and if you see people buy innards like tripe, liver, intestine, or anything, tell them “Wow, I bet your dog gonna have a party tonight!”

#how to annoy people  #organs  #innard  #insulting  #dog food  

How To Annoy People #2.

Tell them how to use an apostrophe and quotation mark, and if people write LOL or GTFO write a little note for them telling that those are not even a word. Teach them about the epic they’re, their, and there. Don’t forget the capital letters and full stop mark.

#How To Annoy People  #sarcasm  #freak  #Monk  

How To Annoy People #1.

Use fake ears, draw pointy brows, speak in weird language, and if people stare at you, stare back to them and said “No, that’s not a command to destroy this place in Klingon, I come in peace.”

#How To Annoy People  #Klingon