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Posted 2 years ago with 116,087 notes
#how to annoy people
How To Annoy People #8.
What the freaking fuck? I mean read it by yourself, and you’ll know why this deserves to be one of gazillion ways to annoy people.
Posted 2 years ago with 38,516 notes
#how to annoy people #corpse #indonesia #disturbing #toraja
How To Annoy People #7.
When you’re in a class, right after the teacher finishes teaching, prolong the class by asking a lot of questions. Yeah, that’s annoying.
Posted 2 years ago
#how to annoy people #teacher's pet #rude
How To Annoy People #6.
When in restaurant, ask the waiter to get you extra seats for your not one, not two, but three imaginary friends.
Posted 2 years ago
#how to annoy people #imaginary friends
How To Annoy People #5.
In an elevator, ask people politely what floor they wanna go, push all of the buttons there (don’t leave any single button unpushed), and then get out of there before it goes up/down. Don’t forget to wish people there a good luck.
Posted 2 years ago
#how to annoy people #total jerk #elevator
How To Annoy People #4.
Show people that you’re a freakin weird hardcore hippies who give a damn fucking care about the environment. Tell them to switch off the aircon, stop shaving (because the razorblade is non recyclable), reuse the used kleenex or dental floss (and tell them disposable things aren’t supposed to be disposed after only one-time of using). Do not take a shower, or use perfume, or anti-perspirant deodorant because that will destroy our lovely planet Earth.
Posted 2 years ago
#environment #freak #gross #hippies #how to annoy people #sarcasm #satire
How To Annoy People #3.
Ok, I have to tell you, this is only work if you live in a country whose population still eat organs. Go to your favorite butcher, and if you see people buy innards like tripe, liver, intestine, or anything, tell them “Wow, I bet your dog gonna have a party tonight!”
Posted 2 years ago
#how to annoy people #organs #innard #insulting #dog food
How To Annoy People #2.
Tell them how to use an apostrophe and quotation mark, and if people write LOL or GTFO write a little note for them telling that those are not even a word. Teach them about the epic they’re, their, and there. Don’t forget the capital letters and full stop mark.
Posted 2 years ago
#How To Annoy People #sarcasm #freak #Monk
How To Annoy People #1.
Use fake ears, draw pointy brows, speak in weird language, and if people stare at you, stare back to them and said “No, that’s not a command to destroy this place in Klingon, I come in peace.”
Posted 2 years ago
#How To Annoy People #Klingon |